Imagine seeing a door that reads, “employee entrance” that leads to an office break room and walking in to see freshly brewed coffee with all the fixings waiting for you to sample it.
A male employee aka Captain Caffeine observes the unfamiliar person in break room and asks, “May I help You?”
Coffee Crook: “No.”
Captain Caffeine realizes this woman is clearly not a part of the office staff so he re-phrases the question, “Do you need something?”
Coffee Crook: “I’m good.”
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